Batman: Do you know why I don't flush the toilet?
Me: Why?
Batman: It's because I do my imagination, and I think there's a monster behind the curtain, and if I make any sounds or move at all, I think it's going to come out and eat me and swallow me whole.
Me: I see.
Batman: And I'm afraid a monster made out of pee and poo is going to come out of the toilet and go all around the house making a terrible smell and chasing everyone. Isn't that a terrible monster?..... Why are you laughing? It's not funny! It's an imagination disaster.
I think it is time to get Batman some monster spray for his utility belt.
ReplyDeleteI think batman needs to believe that he can beat the monster!
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