Jacob: Guess what? It’s the end of cuddling in the middle of
the night.
Me: Is that what you decided or what Daddy decided?
Jacob: What I decided.
Me: Why?
Jacob: Because Daddy’s been really rude to me a lot of times, so I’m not going to cuddle with him in the middle of the night any more.
Me: What did Daddy do?
Jacob: He always wants to play Batman the hard way instead of the easy way.
Me: What’s the hard way?
Jacob: With the bad guys stealing everything from Batman.
Me: What’s the easy way?
Jacob: With Batman stealing everything from the bad guys.
Me: Well, I understand why you have to take away cuddling in the middle of the night. How do you think Daddy is going to feel?
Jacob: Sad.
Me: I guess Daddy will just have to realize that sometimes there are consequences to actions, right?
Jacob: Uh huh.
Me: So what are you going to do if you wake up in the middle of the night?
Jacob: I’m just going to take a sip of water, look at a book, and go back to sleep.
Me: I think that’s a good idea.
Jacob: I’m glad you like my plan.
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